Tuesday, August 24, 2010

ZACHARY GERMAN WAVVES ROBERT EAT WHEN YOU FEEL SAD REVIEW INTERROGATION

Eat When You Feel Sad


Gilders: SO THE DUDE FROM WAVVES RELEASED A BOOK I GUESS?


Pluck: IN BETWEEN ALBUMS


Gilders: IN BETWEEN BREAKDOWNS


Pluck: HIS PEN NAME IS ZACHARY GERMAN THAT SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD CHOICE FOR THE DUDE FROM WAVVES TO MAKE NAME-WISE


Gilders: BUT IT IS MORE OF A WRITER’S NAME


Pluck: TRULY LIKE I CAN SEE THAT NAME MORE CLEARLY STAMPED ON THE SIDE OF A HARDBACK THAN NATHAN WILLIAMS


Gilders: THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY NATHANS IN LITERATURE


Pluck: NOT ENOUGH ZACHS


Gilders: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS BOOK? AND IS IT A BOOK FOR PEOPLE? OR A BOOK FOR ANIMALS OR ALIENS?


Pluck: NOT MUCH FUN TO READ


Gilders: ZERO FUN


Pluck: HAD TO DRAG MY EYES ACROSS THE WORDS


Gilders: LIKE DRAGGING A TODDLER THROUGH THE MALL


Pluck: VERY MUCH LIKE THAT WHERE MY EYES ARE THE TODDLER AND THE BOOK IS THE MALL


Gilders: DID YOU ALSO GET THE FEELING THAT THE AUTHOR HATED YOU THE READER? I DID


Pluck: I ALSO DID GET THAT FEELING. I PICTURED ZACAHRY GERMAN FROM WAVVES WRITING EACH WORD OF THIS BOOK AND GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO ME THROUGH HIS MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK OR MOLESKINE LAPTOP


Gilders: BUT HE’S PRETTY YOUNG TOO I GUESS YOUNG PEOPLE HATE READERS ACCORDING TO YAHOO NEWS


Pluck: AND THE STRESS OF RECORDING AS WAVVES AND KEEPING UP WITH HIS DRUG INTAKE PROBABLY TOOK A TOLL AS WELL


Gilders: I THINK THE POINT WAS TO WRITE ABOUT EVERYDAY THINGS LIKE DRINKING FUCKING AND EATING AND INTERNET INVOLVEMENT IN THE MOST OBJECTIVE POSSIBLE STYLE RIGHT?


Pluck: THATS DEFINITELY WHY I READ BOOKS BECAUSE SOMETIMES MY REAL LIFE GETS TOO INTERESTING OR THE INTERNET GETS TOO INTENSE AND I LONG FOR A SIMPLER LIFE LIKE ZACHARY WAVVES LIFE WHICH IS MADE OF HARD FACTS


Gilders: IT SMACKED ME OF THIRD GRADE ENGLISH CLASS


Pluck:  SENTENCES?


Gilders: ENGLISH CLASS TAUGHT BY AN AUTIST OR A MONSTER MAYBE LIKE BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS


Pluck: I THINK IT’S OUR DUTY TO BE MORE OBJECTIVE ABOUT AN OBJECTIVE BOOK THAT MIGHT BE JOURNALISM CALLED THE NEW NEW JOURNALISM?


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF BROOKLYN WHERE LIFE IS YOUNG AND CRAZY


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ART I THINK YOU MEANT


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF LONELINESS ISOLATION AND BOREDOM


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF FINDING MEANING IN THE CITY WITHOUT MEANING


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF PARSIMONY AND RESTRAINT


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ROBERTS IN THE WILD


Gilders: I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ROBERTS GERMAN FROM WAVVES


Pluck: HES GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT RIGHT NOW ON TAO HOUSE RECORDS ITS ADVERTISED ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK


Gilders: THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED BY FSG PUBLISHING HOUSE THOUGH IS IT?


Pluck: NO I THINK ZACH WAVVES WITHDREW THE BOOK FROM FSG HOUSE BECAUSE HE WANTED IT TO FEEL MORE LIKE THE STREET LIKE A REPORT FROM THE HEART OF THE STREETS HEART


Gilders: FSG BOOKS ARE MORE LIKE REAL BOOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THIS BOOK BY WAVVES IS NOT FOR PEOPLE I THINK WE AGREED


Pluck: SOME ACTUAL HUMANS LIKE IT OR PROFESS TO LIKE IT I WOULD SAY IN TOUCHE


Gilders: THOSE HUMANS MUST BE INVOLVED IN A MARKETING EXPERIMENT CONCERNING PEOPLE BORN WITHOUT SYSTEMS OF PLEASURE


Pluck: NO REALLY THERE ARE ACTUAL HUMANS WHO COMMENTED THEIR SOULS TO THIS BOOK


Gilders: IS ZACHARY GERMAN THE HOLY GHOST OF THE LINTERNET?


Pluck: NO HE’S THE RUNOFF


Gilders: THE RUNOFF OF THE RUNOFF 










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